Check out Round 1 here.
More mismatched ties in this week’s round than the previous one was always going to mean more goals, and it didn’t disappoint. Madrid, Chelsea, PSG, Olympiakos, and Dortmund all crumpled their opponents with crisp play that lead to effective goals and comfortable wins.
Meanwhile, Man United let a fortunate win slip to a draw against Shakhter, Arsenal defeated Napoli with a searing opening 20 minutes, and Man City found out just how powerful a real super-team is when they became Bayern Munich’s submissive for the night.
But we’re not here for results, we’re here for goals! Feast on these beauties:
Mesut Oezil for striking a pacey ball from the right with his left instep and fading it left – all while making it look he was just down the park:
Julian Draxler for striking a volley that didn’t need power because his boot is actually made from da Vinci’s paintbrush:
Jens Hegeler for his inch perfect 90th minute free-kick that seemed to pick up pace and was getting harder to save with every spin:
Radim Reznik (O.G) for this absolutely disgusting own goal that made Hart look like Gianluigi Buffon in terms of net protection: